This post brought to you by an acquaintance’s query on Facebook about her new child.
Since becoming a new mother (about 6.5 months ago), I have been subjected to a wide variety of well-meaning advice. However, I have found (or at least can think of) two standard responses to problems I’ve had– and are very common problems— that I think are unhelpful. The advice givers are well-meaning and usually mothers of older (and by older I mean greater than or equal to one year) children. While at the time I was disheartened, lately I feel encouraged because it leads me to be hopeful that I, too, will eventually grow forgetful of some of the more trying times of during Kiddo’s early infanthood.
Situation: At 3 weeks old Kiddo never wants to be put down. Ever. Not even for 30 seconds so I can change position.
Response: “Just hold him, you’ll miss this time soon enough!” usually in conjunction with “Don’t worry about housekeeping/chores, they’ll keep!” and/or a side of some silly sentimental poem about babies not keeping forever.
When Kiddo was first born he wanted to be held. Period. If you had the audacity to put him down so you could, say, use the bathroom, he’d scream like he was being mauled to death by a thousand banshees. I begged my friends of older children for some advice on what to do. Almost universally I received the above response. All I could think then was “Yeah, yeah I’ll miss these times. But right now I’ve really got to pee.” I adored (and still do) holding my son as he slept and marveling over his tiny hands and eyelids and other wonderful bits, but I still needed to do things like eat and take a shower and occasionally change positions. I could easily put off doing the dishes and laundry and it never occurred to me to fret over chores. However, I really needed even 5 minutes to stretch.
I only got one useful piece of advice with regards to this situation. A friend of mine, after I texted her (which I could do one handed) pleading for help so I could just walk around like a normal human being, offered to come over and in the meantime she suggested I break out my baby carrier to wear around the house. It had never occurred to me to wear the thing sitting down. I used it and I ate my first meal with two hands in weeks.
Situation: Kiddo woke (wakes) up to eat every 2 hours. And I’m slowly going insane from the lack of sleep.Response: “Oh, so he’s waking up every 2 hours to eat. You should just co-sleep.” with a side of “No, you’d wake up. Mothers are all light sleepers!”
Yeah, again, totally unhelpful. While I’m not in my brother’s league for sound sleeping (he once slept through a tornado), I am a sound sleeper. In college I had to have two alarm clocks and one of the two had to be across the room. So, yeah, me and a smotherable baby in the same bed is Not A Good Plan. Also, Dixie Dog sleeps in our bed, so that would mean me and Kiddo relocating to the guest bedroom. File this under That Which I Do Not Want (this is selfish of me, but I really want to sleep/stay in the same bed as my husband). I really hated when people tried to tell me that I was wrong about being a sound sleeper and talk me into co-sleeping. The only piece of useful advice I got was to find a sleep training method Dr. Man and I feel comfortable with and start implementing it consistently.
It’s not that I hate advice because I don’t. (In fact, if anyone has a good solution to the second problem that does not involve co-sleeping, I’m all ears.) It’s just that telling me to just enjoy the problem is infuriating.
First: hello! Nice to read a post from you. 🙂
Second: that sucks. I'm sorry you're not getting better advice. Don't feel bad for sticking to your guns about what makes you uncomfortable. Good luck!
My baby is almost the same age as yours and I know *exactly* what you mean. If I hear another "Enjoy it while it lasts" in reference to my baby's less enjoyable proclivities, I'm going to lose my mind. Having said that, I can already feel the memories of how awful colic was starting to dim.
If one more person tells me to enjoy the screaming tantrumy almost-three-year-old I might also snap. Only helpful response was much like your friend's: an older woman saw me dragging the screaming toddler across the parking lot (he was trying to run in traffic, hence the dragging) while holding a baby, a diaper bag, and a bag of books, and she said "can I hold something for you?" I gave her the baby.
EGF: Thanks! I keep meaning to comment on your posts, but I keep just reading them in my reader and forgetting to click over. I'll try to get better about that!
Laura: I'm happy to meet a fellow parent of a (now) 7 month old (or approximately that)! I did snap at someone the other day and told them they could get up with Kiddo every 2 hours if they thought it was so wonderful. Sigh.
Jenny: Hahahaha! When Kiddo was about 3 or 4 weeks old, we had friends come over and asked what they could do to help. I handed Kiddo over and folded laundry. (I'm glad I'm not the only one who needed a break.)
Unfortunately, the 'enjoy it while it lasts' comments don't go away. Nor do the shocked looks when they ask you how you are doing and you reply that you are exhausted (I am supposed to be cheerful because I am so blessed, right?).
The only advice I can give you on #2 is to ask your pediatrician if your kid needs to keep eating at night (mine needed to till she was 9 months old because she was on the skinny side). If it is ok to feed him less at night, send in your husband to him instead; my daughter simply assumed she would be fed if she smelt me/milk, but Hubby could just rock her without feeding her. That way, perhaps you can get 4 hours of sleep in a row instead of just 2!
Hang in there, they do grow out of it. And no, I don't miss those insane nights.